• Do you enjoy the rampant over-commercialization of deeply religious holy days?
• Can you name all of the reindeer, but none of the Three Wise Men™?
• Do you think a dreadle may damage your tires while trying to steal free parking?
• Have you even heard of Kwanzaa?
• Have you written more letters to Santa Claus, than prayers to Jesus Christ?
• A little pissed that the Judeo-Christian conspiracy has co-opted the pagan rituals of European winter festivals?
• Sick of saying, "Happy Holidays" that damn politically correct dreck!
• Think its funny to say  

Than say, "Have a Happy Merry Festive Chrischanukkahwanzaamas!" - the best, damn, completely secular, over-the-top celebration of everything great about the Holidays (without the associated socio-religious baggage). Go, Go American Destruction of All Things Beautiful and Pure!

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